Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Christian bear....

This a funny story but do get what it points....!!

There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.
He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.
He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.
He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:
"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."
the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to receive......

Your choices, your regret..... Did understand this story and make something to changes your life,if you're that man.......

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Think about it..

This one should keep us all thinking..
This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC..
There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply comitted atheist...
His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester to prove that God couldn't exist..
His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic..
Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone against him because of his reputation..
At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students..
" If there's anyone here who still believe in Jesus, stand up! "
In twenty years, no one had ever stood up...
They knew what he was going to do next..
He would say : " because anyone who believes in God is a fool. "
If God existed, He could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking..
Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He can't do it..
And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom..
And it would shatter into a thousand pieces...
All of the student would do nothing but stop and stare...
Most of students thought that God couldn't exist...
Certainly..a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years,they had been too afraid to stand up..
Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll..
He was a Christian and had heard the stories about his professor..
He was required to take class for his major, and he was afraid...
But for three months that semester, he prayed every morning...
That he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or what the class thought...
Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith, he hoped...
Finally, the day came...
The professor said : " If there's anyone here who still believe in God, stand up ! "
The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom...
The professor shouted, " YOU FOOL!! "
If God existed, He would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground ! "
He proceeded to drop the chalk..
but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg and off his shoe..
As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken..
The professor"s jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk..
He looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture hall..
The young man, who had stood, proceeded to walk to the front of the room and shared his faith with Jesus for the next half hour..
300 students stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus..

* YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES..
1.PRETEND YOU NEVER READ THIS...
2.PASS THIS ALONG TO YOUR CHRISTIAN, NON-CHRISTIAN FRIENDS, GIVING THEM ENCOURAGEMENT WE ALL NEED EVERY DAY..

WHEN YOU CHOISEN OPTION 2, YOU HAVE TO STAND UP..
IN LIGHT OF THE MANY JOKES WE TELL TO ONE ANOTHER FOR A LAUGH, THIS IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT..
THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE A JOKE,IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S INTENDED TO GET YOU THINKING.............
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW SIMPLE IT IS FOR PEOPLE TO TRASH GOD AND WONDER WHY THE WORLD'S GOING TO HELL..
ISN'T FUNNY HOW WE BELIEVE WHAT THE NEWSPAPERS SAY, BUT QUESTION WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS...
ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW EVERYONE WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN...
PROVIDED THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BELIEVE, THINK, SAY OR DO ANYTHING THE BIBLE SAYS?OR IS IT SCARY?
ISN'T FUNNY HOW SOMEONE CAN SAY " I BELIVE IN GOD" BUT STILL FOLLOW SATAN..
(WHO,BY THE WAY ALSO "BELIEVES" IN GOD..)
ISN'T FUNNY HOW YOU CAN SEND A THOUSAND JOKES THROUGH E-MAIL AND THEY SPREAD LIKE A WILDFIRE...
BUT WHEN YOU START SENDING MESSAGES REGARDING THE LORD,PEOPLE THINK TWICE ABOUT SHARING...
ISN'T FUNNY HOW THE LEWD, CRUDE,VULGAR, AND OBSCENE PASS FREELY THROUGH CYBERSPACE....
BUT THE PUBLIC DISCUSSION OF JESUS IS SUPRESSED IN THE SCHOOL AND WORKPLACE?
ISN'T FUNNY HOW SOMEONE CAN BE SO FIRED UP FOR CHRIST ON SUNDAY..
BUT BE AN INVISIBLE CHRISTIAN THE REST OF THE WEEK..

ARE YOU LAUGHING?!

ISN'T FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GO TO TELL SOMEONE THIS, YOU WON'T..
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT THEY BELIEVE, OR WHAT THEY WILL THINK OF YOU FOR TELLING THEM...
ISN'T FUNNY HOW I CAN BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME THAN WHAT GOD THINKS OF ME?

WILL YOU PASS ON THIS?

I DID........... *